Here, for no real reason (other than the fact that I eat a lot of Chinese food), is a list of all the fortune cookie sayings I've received recently. I really have no clue why I started this list, or why I maintain it. Oh and don't think for a second that I'm going to post any of the lucky numbers - I'm gonna use those to win the lottery!
- Good luck is a hop, skip, and jump away. Hop to it!
- Commitment to Excellence.
- Today it's up to you to created [sic] the peacefulness you long for.
- You're interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
- Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
- With integrity and consistency--your credits are piling up.
- Example is better than advice.
- Ignorance never settles a question.
- You believe in the goodness of mankind.
- Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise.
- You lead a useful life no matter what riches are coming to you.
- Your dearest wish will come true.
- You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
- In order to win, you have to participate!
- Accept the next proposition you hear.
- You will have a long and wealthy live.
- You are never selfish with your advice or help.
- What we love to do we find time to do.
- In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
- You have a lively family.
- You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
- You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
- Your good friend asks for your time, not your money.
- You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
- You are broad minded and socially active.
- Your ideals are well within your reach.
- Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.
- Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
- Your whole family are well.
- A true friend is like a good book - the inside is better than the cover.
- You will have a lovely time this weekend!
- Flowers of true friendship never fade.
- A star is a forever light. Like a star, let your wisdom shine.
- This is the year when ingenuity stands high on the list.
- You will maintain good health and enjoy life.
- You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
- Friends long absent are coming back to you.
- Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
(note: Sarah was next to me when I opened that one)
- He who hurries cannot walk with dignity.
- You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
- You and your wife will be happy in your life together.
- Everything will now come your way.
- Watch your relationships with other people carefully, be reserved.
- Good news will be brought to you by mail.
- You seek to shield those you love and like the role of provider.
- You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
- You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
- Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.
- Pennies from heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!
- Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
- Learn chinese! What is your first name = Ni jiao shenme mingzi
- Be safe, be discreet, be honorable - and have fun.
- You will be happy be receipt of good news.
- You have great physical powers and an iron constitution.
- You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
- You will be showered with good luck.
- Your present plans are going to succeed.
- Giving credit where it is due ensures loyalty to you.
- Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.
- You are one of the people who "goes places in life."
- You and your wife will be happy in your life together.
- Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.
- Find release from your cares, have a good time.
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
- Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
- The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.
- The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
- You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
- Your return will be a triumphant one.
- The richest person is the one who gives the most away.
- You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
- A friend will give you a new idea.
- Good news will come to you from far away.
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